I'M DRUNK....HERE WE GO

I have started a blog.

10 years late, give or take. But as awesome as I am I sometimes take too long to jump on bandwagons. Or I resist until I find a reason. Not positive I have truly found a reason but I think this is essentially a step towards further self-absobrtion.

What I mean is a blog is probably a good place to segregate my rants, random lists, complaints, moodiness, bitching, insensitively asserted opinions,......wait. What am I saying? That's what ALL blogs are. So I'm just one of the lemmings.

I'm also bored. I like Facebook (another train on which I was late to jump on, like MP3 players, and underwear). I spend too much time there. But I also tend to rant myself into a fucking corner at least once a week. Or I spend time on Notes or Quizzes that nobody else gives a flying fuck about.

So that's why I am now going to blog. All that shit that amuses me, and me only (most of the time) will be relegated here. I will link my entries on my Wall. I will let people know if said entry is angry, ill-considered rant against religion, church, republicans, government, censorship, bad music, poor taste in movies, or geeky defenses of things I love that others mistakenly hate.

There will be a lot about movies, music and videogames. The internet. There will be inappropriate links, tasteless jokes and comments, and generally what you get from me on a daily basis. I may discuss family, jobs (when I get a new one), real everyday life and problems.

Don't count on it. This will probably be more of my typical snark, irony, self-flagellation and aloof disdain for pretty much anything and everything.

I'm not going to bother with a personal introduction. Most anyone who takes valuable minutes from their day to read my blog already knows who I am. If you don't you can piece it together as I go along. Or ask me. I'll lie, but you can still ask.

One more thing. Blog title is a semi-quote from a SIMPSONS episode. The one where Bart is declared ADHD, and they put him on a drug called Focusin. I myself am on psychotropic drugs. I have been on various drugs for about 10-15 years. But I've really made an effort in the past few years to sample more and more. I love pills. If I had a dealer I could probably be an addict. I am bipolar, and we have addictive personalities. I also have OCD, anxiety disorder, depression and according to some doctor papers I was sifting through recently, exhibit my own ADD traits.

I guess that qualifies as a sort of personal introduction. What more would one need to know?

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